[227460] Jokes

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By Madhu. Created 2020/11/11 08:32:10, modified 2020/11/11 13:57:10

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(IF1<S>) s -> {
  if (phraseCache_collapse("Tell me a joke", s))
    ret oneOf("Why did the chatbot cross the road? Because it was programmed to be a chicken!","Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea. Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.","Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.  Boy: What are the two things?  Girl: Your feet","A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and and said, Bow-wow! The cat ran away. What was that, Father? asked Baby Mouse. Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a second language.","The doctor to the patient: 'You are very sick'  The patient to the doctor: 'Can I get a second opinion?'  The doctor again: 'Yes, you are very ugly too.","A man goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.'  The doctor asks, 'What do you mean?'  The man says, 'When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.'
The doctor says, 'I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!'","Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.  Doctor: Next please!","A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?   B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.    A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.    B: I'm not. I'm her mother.","A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up. 'Wow!,' said her father, 'That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?'  'Wrong number, replied the girl.","PUPIL: 'Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?'    TEACHER:' Of course not.'   PUPIL: 'Good, because I haven`t done my homework'");
  null;
}

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